If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025
8.0
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Poster If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Title: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Original Title: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Year: 2025

Info

Release Dates

COMING SOON

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  • UK: February 20 2026

Plot

With her life literally crumbling around her, Linda faces a chain of challenges that seem out of control. Her daughter suffers from a mysterious illness that confounds doctors and leaves her consumed by uncertainty and anguish. As she struggles to care for her, her relationship with her husband deteriorates; he is absent, both physically and emotionally, leaving Linda alone in the face of the growing pressure from her surroundings

The disappearance of a close person adds another layer of mystery and tension, plunging Linda into a labyrinth of worries that threaten to overwhelm her. On top of this, her increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist, whose help seems more of a challenge than a relief, confronts Linda with her own limits and fears. Amidst desperation, anger, and vulnerability, each day becomes a test of emotional endurance, where secrets, absences, and family and personal tensions intertwine in a game of control and loss. 

Trapped in this whirlwind, Linda must navigate uncertain terrain where every decision, every silence, and every gesture has consequences that seem irreversible, facing the fragility of the bonds that hold her up and the fear that, in her attempt to save others, she may end up losing herself. An intense story of struggle, mystery, and the fight to maintain sanity in a world that seems to be collapsing around her.

Cast

Director:

Mary Bronstein Mary Bronstein

Photos

Si pudiera, te daría una patada
Si pudiera, te daría una patada
Si pudiera, te daría una patada
Si pudiera, te daría una patada
Si pudiera, te daría una patada
Si pudiera, te daría una patada
Si pudiera, te daría una patada
Si pudiera, te daría una patada

Trivia

27 days

Entire movie was filmed in 27 days.

Hamster

The hamster scene is based on a real life incident with the director's child.

Conan O'Brien

Stars Conan O'Brien in his first serious acting role in a movie.

Soundtrack from 'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You'

Hot Freaks

Compuesta por

Robert Pollard & Tobin Sprout

Interpretada por

Guided By Voices

Chew Your Head Off

Compuesta por

Olivia Sohr Kevin Sabo Samuel Richardson

Interpretada por

Belly of the Heart

Which Witch Doctor

Compuesta por

John Neel (as John E. Neel) Nick Venet

Interpretada por

The Vogues

Think About Your Troubles

Compuesta por

Harry Nilsson

Interpretada por

Rose Byrne Delaney Quinn

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