Slaughterhouse Rulez's reviews
Media reviews
The Guardian
Crispian Mills directs with zip, throwing things together with a breathlessness that largely distracts from the fact that, for a horror-comedy, Slaughterhouse Rulez is neither particularly scary nor especially funny. But it does have an amiable sort of charm.
Los Angeles Times
There?s nothing particularly awful about the film (title aside), but it never develops into the ?Shaun of the Dead?-like social satire it strains to be.
Empire
Showing more enthusiasm than aptitude, this earns ?could do better if it tried? on its report card ? but it?s a strange enough genre mix to be vaguely worth a look.
Time Out
Mills stages the B-movie mayhem with gleeful abandon and geysers of blood.
The Telegraph
The school isn?t specific enough and the horror isn?t weird enough: on both fronts, it?s so broad it could practically be a Norfolk waterway.
Screen Daily
The characters seem to be mainly doing battle with a few too many underdeveloped story strands.