A STANDING OVATION

A woman masturbated twelve times whilst watching Tom Hiddleston on Broadway

Tom Hiddleston got a whole lot more than applause. Chris Pratt approves this review.

September 19 2019 | 16:04

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It's well-known that in Roman mythology, the gods would organise feasts of Bacchus to bring its participants to ecstasy, but we never knew that the same was true of Norse mythology. Tom Hiddleston, actor behind the character of Loki in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, caused one audience member a whole lot of pleasure during 'Betrayal', the new Broadway show in which he stars alongside Charlie Cox and Zawe Ashton. A member of the public has described on All That Chat their experience upon seeing a lady masturbate twelve times during the Broadway show "every time Tom Hiddleston said something provocative".

One audience member recounts his experience with this overexcited Hiddleston fan

"My companion could feel a rhythmic banging against his armrest, punctuated by occasional moans and giggles," confirmed the author of the post. According to this user, 'Betrayal' is a work with many moments of silence. For this reason, the audience remained hushed for almost the show's entirety, with the exception of this female audience member, who was focused on something more particular than the general tone of the work. "The rhythmic banging got faster and faster, until finally there was one slightly louder "Ha" and she resumed normal seat position, put her head back and closed her eyes".

Clearly, the people around her were not so relaxed, because according to this testimony, "the man sitting in front of her...shortly thereafter left his seat and was never seen again". The audience thought that the incident was over and done with, until Tom Hiddleston moved downstage and began to kiss the female character. And, of course, the atmosphere heated up all over again. In the middle of the scene, the woman resumed her combat position and went for it again, repeating the process down to the letter and, when she'd got where she needed to go, went back to sleep. When the show came to an end, "she woke up for the bows, stood and clapped enthusiastically and then exited quickly". All's well that ends well, we suppose.

Tom Hiddleston can do more with mere stage presence than most men can