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Film · 2019

Dogs Don't Wear Pants

Original titleKoirat eivät käytä housuja

Directed by J. -P. Valkeapää · starring Pekka Strang, Jani Volanen and Oona Airola

  • 1 h 45 min
  • Drama
  • FinlandLatvia
  • Released in the UK 19 March 2020

Synopsis

Juha (Pekka Strang, 'Tom of Finland', 'Sipoon Herttua: Duke of Sipoo') is left struggling to connect with people after the death of his wife (Ester Geislerová, 'LOVEní', 'Black Cake'). Lonely and grieving, he develops a fascination with asphyxiation as a way of alleviating his sexual desires. When he feels suffocated, Juha is taken back to the moment when he tried to save his wife from drowning and nearly died himself in the process.

When Juha's teenage daughter, Elli (Ellen Karppo & Ilona Huhta, 'Me Rosvolat'), goes to get her tongue pierced, Juha wanders through the building and happens upon a professional dungeon run by a dominatrix, Mona (Krista Kosonen, 'Blade Runner 2049', 'Miami'), who harshly tells him off for his curiosity, a tone which Juha quickly realises he enjoys. Juha returns and asks Mona to help him with his addiction to asphyxiation, hoping it will trigger more visions of his wife. The two develop an intense professional relationship that grows deeply emotional as they spend more time in each other's company.

'Dogs Don't Wear Pants' is directed by J.P. Valkeapää ('They Have Escaped', 'The Cyclops') and is written by Valkeapää alongside Juhana Lumme ('The Baptized Barbarian', 'Octobriana & the Finger of Lenin').

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The essentials

Runtime
105 min1 hour and 45 minutes
Budget
$1.7m
How long is Dogs Don't Wear Pants?
1 hour and 45 minutes (105 minutes).
When was Dogs Don't Wear Pants released in the UK?
It was released in the UK on 19 March 2020.
Who directed Dogs Don't Wear Pants?
J. -P. Valkeapää.
Who is in Dogs Don't Wear Pants?
It stars Pekka Strang, Jani Volanen, Oona Airola and Amos Brotherus.
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What the critics say

  • VarietyGuy Lodge "An introverted widower finds emotional rescue in the BDSM scene in Jukka-Pekka Valkeapää's striking but unsensationalized black comedy...Gradually carving out a tender, conflicted misfit romance… Read
  • The Hollywood ReporterStephen Dalton "However limited its ambitions, 'Dogs Don?t Wear Pants' is still a witty premise clothed in an attractive technical package. Cinematographer Pietari Peltola does great work, particularly during the… Read

Soundtrack

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  1. Adagio in G MinorI Musici, Maria Teresa Garatti Spotify
  2. Then I Kissed HerÄdams Vaicis, Vaida Vovere, Katerina Olekre, Rikards Vecnnard, Ieva Gobo
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