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Film · 2002

The Master of Disguise

starring Jennifer Esposito, James Brolin and Brent Spiner

  • 1 h 20 min
  • PG
  • Adventure · Comedy · Family
  • USA
  • Released in the UK 16 January 2003

Synopsis

Dana Carvey spent a few years largely out of sight after a heart operation went wrong, and his return to the big screen was 'The Master of Disguise', a family comedy he wrote with Harris Goldberg and that was produced by Happy Madison, Adam Sandler's company. It was directed by Perry Andelin Blake, who until then had worked as a production designer, and opened in American cinemas on 2 August 2002.

Carvey plays Pistachio Disguisey, a rather clumsy waiter at his father's (James Brolin) Italian restaurant who can't stop impersonating the customers. What he doesn't know is that he comes from a long line of masters of disguise who fight crime, or that his father hung up his disguises when Pistachio was a baby to keep the family out of danger.

Everything changes when Devlin Bowman (Brent Spiner), a villain his father put behind bars, gets out of prison, kidnaps his parents and forces his father to steal priceless historical artefacts. That's when Pistachio's grandfather (Harold Gould) turns up, lets him in on the family secret and gives him a crash course in the art of disguise, while Jennifer Esposito signs on as his assistant.

Edie McClurg plays Pistachio's mother, and Bo Derek, Kenan Thompson, Jessica Simpson and Jesse Ventura all turn up as themselves. It opened third at the US box office, behind 'Signs' and 'Austin Powers in Goldmember', and went on to make around 43 million dollars worldwide. Critics, on the other hand, buried it: on Rotten Tomatoes just one of its more than a hundred reviews is positive, and Bo Derek's cameo earned her a Razzie nomination for worst supporting actress.

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The essentials

Runtime
80 min1 hour and 20 minutes
Rating
PGParental guidance
How long is The Master of Disguise?
1 hour and 20 minutes (80 minutes).
When was The Master of Disguise released in the UK?
It was released in the UK on 16 January 2003.
Who is in The Master of Disguise?
It stars Jennifer Esposito, James Brolin, Brent Spiner and Edie McClurg.
Where can I watch The Master of Disguise?
In the UK it is available to rent on Prime Video.
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Reviews

All 20 reviews

What the critics say average 2.0 from 20 outlets

  • 4.2 Seattle Post-IntelligencerSean Axmaker Feels like nothing less than Dana Carvey's desperate bid for his own "Austin Powers"-like franchise, but with a harmless humor far less crude.
  • 3.8 Chicago TribuneLou Carlozo A disjointed film that, but for brief flashes of comedic verve, should skip theatrical release and go straight to video.
  • 2.5 Chicago Sun-TimesRoger Ebert Pants and wheezes and hurls itself exhausted across the finish line after barely 65 minutes of movie, and then follows it with 15 minutes of end credits in an attempt to clock in as a feature film. Read

Soundtrack

All 26 songs
  1. FunRose Falcon
  2. Can You See MeBottlefly
  3. Walking on SunshineKatrina, The Waves Spotify
  4. Papa Don't PreachBrian Elliot
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