Quotes
Toy Story 5
Directed by Andrew Stanton · starring Tom Hanks, Tim Allen and Joan Cusack
- 23 quotes
- 2026
Toy Story 5: quotes
All 23 quotes
Woody is back in Bonnie's room and meets Lilypad
Lilypad Greta Lee
Excuse me. What are you? Are you like some sort of old man toy?
Woody Tom Hanks
What?
Forky Tony Hale
She thinks you're old because you're bald, Woody.
Jessie's first clash with the tablet
Jessie Joan Cusack
I think I know more than a green calculator what's best for Bonnie. I got three kids' worth of know-how. Bonnie. Before that, Andy, and before that, Emily.
Lilypad Greta Lee
I think that just means you're old.
Lilypad has just made Bonnie a friend in fifteen seconds
Jessie Joan Cusack
That ain't a friend. A real friend would actually be here.
Lilypad Greta Lee
Well, that's my point, Jessica.
Hamm
Oh, no. She used the "J" word.
Rex Wallace Shawn
Scandal!
The neighbourhood's forgotten toys greet Jessie
Jessie Joan Cusack
What do you mean, "over"? When did that happen?
Neighbourhood toy
It's been happening for years. Where have you been?
Jessie Joan Cusack
Across the street, playing.
Neighbourhood toys
Playing?
Neighbourhood toy
I don't remember play. Describe it to me.
The neighbourhood toys' advice
Neighbourhood toy
Take our advice, darlin'. Find a drawer and hide, 'cause once tech invades your home, you're dead where you lie.
Jessie Joan Cusack
Oh, well, it's probably just a fad. Like, you know, record players or Hula Hoops.
Jessie tells Woody on the radio who has moved in
Jessie Joan Cusack
Looks like a frog, but really, she's a leech, sucking up all of Bonnie's attention.
Woody's answer on the radio
Woody Tom Hanks
Toys are for play, but tech is… it's for everything.
Jessie, feeling low, remembers Emily
Jessie Joan Cusack
Is it me? Am I just no good at being a toy?
Woody Tom Hanks
Jessie, you're a good toy.
Reunited with the gang
Forky Tony Hale
Why are you wearing a dress, Woody?
Woody Tom Hanks
It's called a poncho, Forky.
In Blaze's playhouse
Smarty Pants Conan O'Brien
I am not a chair! I am a potty trainer! Show some respect!
Looking for Bullseye in Blaze's house
Smarty Pants Conan O'Brien
And yet, you did not, Dusty.
Jessie Joan Cusack
Dusty?
Smarty Pants Conan O'Brien
Yeah, you know, like ancient, elderly, mummified old fart. Or as I like to call it, number 1.5.
Blaze's devices go through their last memories
Snappy Shelby Rabara
Next, it was just a spinning rainbow wheel. Then… darkness. My entire SD card flashed before my eyes.
In Blaze's room, which already looks like a teenager's
Jessie Joan Cusack
I've seen all this before. Spent a lot of years under the bed watching my first kid grow up without me.
Waiting for Jessie's photo to send
Smarty Pants Conan O'Brien
Look at my eyes! The little toilet roll's still spinning. I'm only as fast as my operating system. So just slow your roll, all right?
While they wait for Bonnie to wake up
Smarty Pants Conan O'Brien
It was Blaze's favorite. It's called "Pick the Poop".
Jessie Joan Cusack
I will never play that game.
Smarty Pants Conan O'Brien
They all say that.
Jessie watches the devices play "Pick the Poop"
Jessie Joan Cusack
Play? That's just a game. That's not playing.
Woody and Buzz question Lilypad
Lilypad Greta Lee
Silly? This is serious, Stuffalo Bill!
Bonnie's dad takes the toys to the garage
Mr. Pricklepants
I now pronounce us in storage.
That night, in Bonnie's empty room
Buzz Lightyear Tim Allen
Well, if it were up to me, you'd be my best man.
Woody Tom Hanks
Buzz, I… I'd be honored.
After Bonnie turns Jessie away
Jessie Joan Cusack
Because of all you darn devices making kids act older. You stole all our time.
The Hi-Tech Buzzes capture Woody
Hi-Tech Buzz
Well, then, who's this old man?
Woody Tom Hanks
Why do people keep saying that? I'm not that old!
Buzz Lightyear Tim Allen
This old man is a toy.
Buzz brings the new Buzzes up to speed
Buzz Lightyear Tim Allen
And by the way, everybody, Zurg is our dad.
Hi-Tech Buzzes
No!
By Emily's tire swing
Jessie Joan Cusack
Bonnie's growing up. And we don't get to decide when and how that happens. All that matters is we were there at the right time to help her along. And I gotta believe we were.
Woody Tom Hanks
You make us proud to be toys, Jessie.