Film · 2023
Accidental Texan
starring Thomas Haden Church, Rudy Pankow and Carrie-Anne Moss
- 1 h 44 min
- Comedy · Drama
USA
- Released in the UK 29 September 2025
- 5.3 Critics19 reviews
Synopsis
A phone left on during a shootout scene ends Erwin Vandeveer's film career before it's started. That's the opening of 'Accidental Texan', an old-fashioned feel-good dramedy adapted from Cole Thompson's 1999 novel 'Chocolate Lizards', the title it carried on the festival circuit. Mark Bristol directs, after years as an in-demand storyboard artist for filmmakers such as Terrence Malick and Christopher McQuarrie.
Erwin (Rudy Pankow, from 'Outer Banks') left Harvard to act, and the ringtone sets off the squibs on a New Orleans set. Fired on the spot, he heads back to Los Angeles until his car dies in Buffalo Gap, a speck of a town in Texas. With no money for repairs, he's stuck relying on strangers: Faye (Carrie-Anne Moss) at the local diner, and Merle Luskey (Thomas Haden Church), a veteran oilman on the edge of bankruptcy.
Merle has been drilling in all the wrong places and the bank wants his rigs. His plan is for Erwin to use his acting chops to pass himself off as a seasoned landman, buying time with the creditors and with a crooked oil company. Along the way they'll need to win over Scheermeyer (Bruce Dern), a crusty rancher who's sick of people asking to drill on his land.
Shot in Austin and Bartlett, it won the Houston Film Critics Society's Texas Independent Film Award, and Roadside Attractions opened it in the US on 8 March 2024, taking $137,699 from 134 cinemas that weekend. Critics were split. Some enjoyed its throwback warmth and Church's performance, while others found it predictable and full of clichés. In the UK it's available on Prime Video.
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The essentials
- Runtime
- 104 min1 hour and 44 minutes
- Budget
- $10mJulie B. Denny Productions
- Box office
- $292,6870.0 times its budget
- How long is Accidental Texan?
- 1 hour and 44 minutes (104 minutes).
- When was Accidental Texan released in the UK?
- It was released in the UK on 29 September 2025.
- Who is in Accidental Texan?
- It stars Thomas Haden Church, Rudy Pankow, Carrie-Anne Moss and Bruce Dern.
- Where can I watch Accidental Texan?
- In the UK it is available free on Prime Video.
- How much did Accidental Texan make?
- It took $292,687 worldwide. It cost $10 million.
Cast
Full cast (10)-
Thomas Haden Church Merle
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Rudy Pankow Erwin Vandeveer
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Carrie-Anne Moss Faye
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Bruce Dern Scheermeyer
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Selase Botchway Big Gus
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Brad Leland Max Dugan
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Julio Cedillo Sheriff Nall
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Jennifer Griffin Martha Hilliard
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Brady Box Young Merle
- Producers
- Thomas Haden Church
Photos and posters
All 2 photosReviews
All 19 reviewsWhat the critics say average 5.3 from 19 outlets
- 9.1 CineMovie.tvLupe Rodriguez Haas
It's not an insult to describe Accidental Texan as a simple little movie. In a time when characters and plotlines are overcomplicated, Accidental Texan's concept is basic, and driven by the strength…
Read - 5.0 Third Coast ReviewSteven Prokopy
I'm always excited to see THC in anything these days, and he does his best to keep Accidental Texan grounded, but there are too many elements working against him to make the film worth recommending.
Read - 2.5 Roger EbertKatie Rife
What’s unclear is whether this project is clumsy, but earnest, or a cynical attempt to sell a shoddy film to the “DVD section at Walmart” crowd.
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Box office
Weekend by weekend- Budget $10m
- Worldwide $292,687
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